Potomac River swimmers in front of Jefferson Memorial.
Dear Agent Alice,
I absolutely must live in a condo with a swimming pool, preferably on the roof. So I am looking everywhere and trying everything. Can you please help? Please bring your goggles and bathing suit.
–Aqua
Dear Aqua,
You don’t have to work so hard! I go the extra mile to help my buyers, but I already know which condos have pools. Dry off and call me. We can do it the easy way.
–Agent Alice
